I write dumb essays, poems, and stories. I post them here.

Thursday

All These Words in Shakespeare Terms

Each essay is a pound of flesh 
hastily scooped with little precision 
tissue abused and torn 
no regard for the subtleties 
of the contracts they satisfy
but no worry because 
it doesn't hurt that much
there's plenty to go around
and I can always make more

every poem is scrawled 
from the blood which seeps 
and pools low in those ragged wounds. 

Saturday

There's Little Profundity in the Images That Capture My Attention in Quiet Moments or Why I Am Never Bored

Seemingly impossible condensation
occurs rapidly and gathers
in layers near the top then
glides at first until fog appears
where it is unexpected and rolls
relatively heavy before cascading
in heaps rushing out from the bottom
of my shower beer.