I write dumb essays, poems, and stories. I post them here.

Friday

The Pitter Patter of Patronage

Once I came home each day 
and was met 
with screeches of joy
tiny arms squeezed my neck 
now I only sometimes read 
where they are
and how much they need. 


Thursday

Tangents are My Teaching Style

There was a time 
when we ate birds 
fucked with trifles 
minced our words
reminisced 
made our beds
and changed our minds
about absolutely everything
we ever said

those days are 
behind us now
we have no use
for traps or fowl.