I write dumb essays, poems, and stories. I post them here.

Friday

Enormous Understatement

Sometimes things go well
sometimes shit gets hairy
what’s new becomes old 
what’s unknown seems scary
so tell me please because I need to know 
if your heart feels any warmer 
when I say with enormous understatement
that I like you in my corner.

The Things That Fall From Ledges Tall

And those that hit us from nearer 
nonetheless produce effects 
which strike particularly similar. 

Wednesday

The Dangling Hearts are Easily Plucked

A man like me will wear you out 
I'll be inside your head 
or worse your heart
and play those strings
don't let me in your bed
to feel the things I like to feel
hear the things I like to say
mine’s soft too and just as red
if you feel it beating
run away. 


Eyes Like Christmas

All these musings pass behind
windows mostly shaded 
concealing walls mostly faded 
trying to be stoned before
the patterns fall in line
because these eyes like christmas 
let that shit out
knock it about
and somehow
make it all seem fine.

Saturday

When It’s Time To Be Sad and Lonely I Suppose That’s What I’ll Be

I just remembered that once I learned 
there are no guarantees 
problems are a matter of perspective 
and only ever will be.


Friday

Firebomb

There's cleaner ways 
to get shit done 
nicer ones too 
but none that
really satisfies 
quite the way 
we want it to.

Thursday

All These Words in Shakespeare Terms

Each essay is a pound of flesh 
hastily scooped with little precision 
tissue abused and torn 
no regard for the subtleties 
of the contracts they satisfy
but no worry because 
it doesn't hurt that much
there's plenty to go around
and I can always make more

every poem is scrawled 
from the blood which seeps 
and pools low in those ragged wounds. 

Saturday

There's Little Profundity in the Images That Capture My Attention in Quiet Moments or Why I Am Never Bored

Seemingly impossible condensation
occurs rapidly and gathers
in layers near the top then
glides at first until fog appears
where it is unexpected and rolls
relatively heavy before cascading
in heaps rushing out from the bottom
of my shower beer.


Friday

The Sex Life of a Nihilist Isn’t Really Very Important

In the scheme of things, as they say 
even baby rats seem to play
koalas are mostly gay 
and we are all just
shit on a rock
anyway

but then again when you think about it
you realize you are thinking about this
instead of what to eat, or how 
instead of whether to run later, or now
instead of if you should hunt or plow
when the children can wait
for neither harvest nor sow
and suddenly the luxury of curiosity 
seems pretty fucking sweet
anyhow. 


Thursday

My Art Isn't Folksy or Cute

It comes in a cardboard box
the cheapest kind 
with no label
it lurks.